Text 18 Jun 373,785 notes so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

best-of-funny:

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS. 

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

X

Text 17 Jun 46,706 notes

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

Text 17 Jun 3 notes Frustration

there is nothing in life more frustrating than a person who is completely endowed in ignorance. Nothing can anger a person more than when you try and explain a point but they simply ignore you and continue with their ridiculous nonsensical idea, completely interrupting you when you try to say anything. Nothing is more irritable than hypocrisy in a person who continually calls you out on something miniscule that you did when that person does the same everyday without consequence. NOTHING is more INSANE than the inability to talk to someone with meaning to you when they simply have no space in their mind to try to understand anything about you. Nothing more frustrating.

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Text 16 Jun 108,755 notes

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

katara:

only hot people can see this post 

how the hell did a blank post get so many notes

Text 16 Jun 31,280 notes

hitlersasshole:

Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.

Text 16 Jun 30,988 notes

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

via food >.
Text 16 Jun

carpe-diem-alm asked: hey, I was just looking through your blog. And I saw that you reblogged You Me At Six, ADTR, and PTV. I love them all. What other bands do you listen to? (:

i listen to them, Boys Like Girls, We The Kings, Mayday Parade, Linkin Park, and the All-American Rejects. theyre all just amazing. thanks for the question!

Video 15 Jun 414,682 notes

chelseaxbean:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

500daysofevilexes:

I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.

This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.

this will never not be funny.

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gettin real tired of your shit

Seventeen years old

Howdy howdy howdyyy

(Source: elderbuttsonline)

Chat 15 Jun
  •  i already know that this entire week is going to suck.
Audio 15 Jun 30,843 notes

hellomisslaady:

silentscreamsandshattereddreams:

productofmyinspiration:

gay-for-jagk:

somewhereinneverlandranch:

dyingg-is-your-latest-fashion:

fetusgaskarth:

ladyflint:

jalexbarakarthismyspiritanimal:

backpocket-believers:

playmeasadsongdurek:

demons-andhorrors:

nutellah0e:

listen to this when you’re upset - alex gaskarth

i love this man

Alex is amazing, I can’t handle this.  

tears. tears everywhere.

I swore I’d reblog it every single time it came on my dash just in case someone needed it as much as I did when I first found this. It might save someone, just like how it saved me. c’:

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

THIS IS OUR BABY.

THIS IS OUR HERO.

He would not approve of all of this suicide talk.

We all need to remember how much this man loves us.

thank you for saving me bb

omg crying

Tears.

Literally crying😭

He loves us and he saved us <3

I love this so fucking much. This man. This. Fucking. Man.

I love this man! Omg I’m crying :( he’s saved my life so many times! … Guys how can we thank him!?

How can I get this on my ipod? I need this so fucking much

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Photo 15 Jun 44,883 notes daftmaamtoucher:

Bacon gif in all of it’s glory. 

daftmaamtoucher:

Bacon gif in all of it’s glory. 

Text 15 Jun 40,482 notes Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

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Audio 15 Jun 64 notes

pancakeradio:

The All-American Rejects | It Ends Tonight
Move Along (2005) 

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